LIMITED SEATED SHOW WITHOUT RESERVED BOOTH EXPECT TO STAND. -- Dear people interested in the life events of the Danny Malone: While in a self-induced drug coma, a skinless tiger came to me. He told me to go back to my world, to find a man named Danny Malone. He said Danny had something of the tiger’s that thetiger wanted back. When I awoke eleven years later, I bought a walking stick and a map of the world and set out to find the tiger’s prey. This is what I found instead. Danny was conceived at 11:11 and born at 12:34 a.m. and p.m. simultaneously. All on the same day. A day which does not exist on present society’s calender. At birth they say he weighed exactly the same as tiny little Baby Jesus: 8 Ibs. 7 ozs. He never gained or lost an ounce, even though he appears full grown. Don’t believe me? Prove it to yourself. Walk up to him and grab him by his giant lady hips and give him a toss in the air, but don’t let him land on you; for Danny is not made of the same things as you and yours. Danny is made of marshmallow and razor blades wrapped in tiger skin. Danny’s music career started quite early. He played his first sold out show in the womb. He now plays music with his sister. There’s speculation that they were, at one time, married. I found no evidence for or against this. Oh and the dance moves … the dance ….. Danny owns all of his own dance moves, none borrowed and none stolen. Moves so powerful they have brought peace to warring peoples, joy to the depressed, and a cure for sickness. Once the world started moving in unison to the rhythm of the razor blades rattling around in that striped leather they fittingly announced the official development of a new religion based on the peace and love and all healing power of the dance. $8.00 advance / $10.00 door